{"product_id":"your-payment-has-been-declined-and-other-shocking-things-about-me","title":"Your Payment Has Been Declined (and other shocking things about me.)","description":"\u003cp\u003ePrincess.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePeriod.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHeiress.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePeriod.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLie.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePeriod.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy life was fluffy, limitless and full of love...until...until a lot of things. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't ever, ever judge a book by its cover, or me by my clothes, my hair, my house or my wallet;\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGrowing up Italian princess was fun and gooey until adulthood set in, and threw me under a waterfall of loveless deceit, mistrust, disloyalty and abuse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe stories are funny. Some poignant. The language vile at some points, but it's the naked truth, and we all need a little naked truth in our lives.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJourney with me and my greatest loves, no, not a man, my eight children, who inspired me to get out of bed every day, to put on lipstain and keep going...keep loving hard when I was desperate, and never ever losing faith in my fath...never giving in, and only getting better, stronger, wiser. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePraying harder and harder to St. Rita every day, and putting my fate in the only hands that mattered...God.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's an interesting story of what you never imagined about me...and me about myself.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Linda Grace Perillo","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":48515900178681,"sku":"9798218803377","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/1811\/7625\/files\/imageloader_493729a0-2a51-40f9-925f-4083b08d6b93.jpg?v=1781209519","url":"https:\/\/hookeandplotte.com\/products\/your-payment-has-been-declined-and-other-shocking-things-about-me","provider":"Hooke and Plotte Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}